upgraded to dilf

first birthday as a daddy

first birthday as a mommy

our first father's day

our first mother's day

wishing your vagina strength

sorry you can't drink or fit into pants

oh shit you've reproduced

let's pray you don't rip

look at you having a kid and shit

shits and giggles

congrats on your little nugget

you had sex and we all know it

straight outta holy water