you should have moved closer to me, but congrats anyways

look at you getting engaged and shit

custom candle

congrats bitch, same dick forever

boss ass bitch

i can’t wait to poop in your new toilet

if you’re homophobic, get the fuck out of my house

look at you getting a new place and shit

bitch, you’re getting old

holy shit you're getting married

you're finally fucking divorced

your vagina deserves better

badass homeowner

happy new home, hope your neighbors aren't assholes

hbd

go shawty, it's yo birthday

daily sex

daddy in the sheets

married as fuck

i hate everyone except us

this sucks