daddy in the sheets

your pullout game is weak af

my prettiest daughter gave me this candle

look at you becoming a dilf and shit

total dilf

grandpa, life is hard

my prettiest child gave me this candle

my faves child gave me this candle

best dog dad ever

dad, life is hard but at least i ain't ugly

dad, thanks for wiping my bum & stuff

happy father's day to my favorite dilf

the real mvp

kids are overrated

to dad, from the reasons you drink

I love you with all my boobs

my faves daughter gave me this candle

smokin' hot husband

dad, I will always be your financial burden

to the best literal mofo

light me for a bj

happy dilf day

father figure