jar/filled candles
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morning wood -
boo you whore -
shove a pumpkin up my ass -
look at you being the best dad and shit -
daddy in the sheets -
where's the snow -
pumpkin whore -
you're finally fucking divorced -
your vagina deserves better -
do epic shit -
upgraded to dilf -
daily sex -
married as fuck -
hbd -
go shawty, it's yo birthday -
octopus friends -
congrats I can't wait to overstay my welcome -
motherfucking homeowner -
badass homeowner -
happy new home, hope your neighbors aren't assholes -
not today satan -
dirty hoe -
please light me when you are pooping -
pride