better than sex [luxury]

brunch & gossip

sugah daddy

woke up gay again

your pullout game is weak af

my prettiest daughter gave me this candle

time for nasty nasty

fucking quitter

fuck you leaving me

i do, i did, i'm done

your penis deserves better

happy fucking divorce day

freshly signed divorce papers

you finally fucking graduated

look at you graduating and shit

a night to remember

you had sex and we all know it

first birthday as a mommy

upgraded to milf

custom zodiac

you're old as shit

happy fucking birthday bitch

what the fucculant